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  Catching sight of a man slumped in a chair that was leaning against the opposite wall, Sariah took a deep breath. She knew the man’s reputation. She’d read his file. And here he was, head lolling against his shoulder, with what looked like drool dripping down his cheek.

  As she neared the former agent, an overpowering scent of alcohol wafted up to assault her nostrils. It was only ten, and from all indicators, Joshua Wright was drunk as a skunk. This meeting was not going to go well.

  Sariah cleared her throat. No response.

  She did it again, louder. Still nothing.

  Reaching out with her foot, Sariah nudged Joshua’s leg. He twitched, lurched, and fell off of his chair, landing with his face in the dirt and his butt pointed toward the sky. Sariah waited, thinking that this, at last, would rouse the inebriated former agent. But he remained in his position on the ground.

  This was going to take some serious doing.

  * * *

  Joshua coughed out water, rivulets running down his face and into his eyes. Wiping the moisture away, he realized that he was sprawled out on the pavement with his face in a puddle of water. He was also soaking wet and freezing.

  Wait. Wasn’t it the middle of summer?

  Choking and sputtering, he pushed himself up to his hands and knees. There was a pair of black, sensible flats in front of his eyes, attached to a pair of tailored slacks. He followed the legs up to their owner, a stunning black woman with an Afro trimmed tight against her head, accentuating the sharp angles of her cheeks and her large, wide-set eyes. She was holding an empty pitcher.

  “What the hell?”

  The woman crouched down beside him. “Yes, I think that’s a really good question. What. The. Hell. You used to be one of the most brilliant agents with the BAU. Now you’re lying in the dirt behind one of the nastiest bars I’ve ever seen, drunk off your ass.”

  Joshua pushed back from the lady. Her voice was very loud. Like, penetrate-to-the-deepest-recesses-of-his-brain loud. An unpleasant taste was in his mouth. Sour milk crossed with kimchi. What had he eaten? Wait. Had he actually eaten? Joshua couldn’t remember for sure. Whatever. There was a more pressing question at hand.

  “Did you just pour a pitcher of ice water on my head?”

  The woman leaned back on her heels, her face pressing itself into a new shape. Embarrassment? Chagrin? Maybe just a slight sense of regret? Whatever it was, it didn’t look like an expression she was used to wearing.

  “I’m sorry. You were passed out, and I have to talk to you. I…” She passed a hand across her face and chuckled. “I guess I don’t do introductions all that well.”

  “The hell you say,” Joshua grunted, lifting himself off the ground and slumping into his chair once more, after missing the seat the first time around. “I think you’re perfectly charming. It’s a hot night, and I’m now feeling quite refreshed. Thank you.” He worked to keep his speech from slurring. After years of practice, it wasn’t that hard. In spite of his throbbing head, Joshua cocked his head and gave her his best glower.

  “Humpty Dumpty’s back,” the figure above him said.

  Joshua froze for a moment, his stomach clenching up. He then forced himself to uncurl his body, pushing back to lean his chair up against the wall. It took him a few tries, but he finally got it right. Maybe it hadn’t been too obvious.

  “How lucky for you.”

  “Excuse me?”

  “I said, how lucky for you.” He spoke with care, emphasizing each word. “You’re a new”—Joshua looked her up and down—“well, newish agent, and they’re giving you your first big case. Good job. You must have impressed someone. Or pissed them off.”

  The woman glanced away from him, her expression nonplussed. Joshua got that look a lot. She glanced back.

  “How did you—”

  “Know that you were new?” Joshua cut her off. “Please. It’s written all over you. Payless flats that don’t look like they’re falling apart yet. A shitty suit that’s supposed to look businesslike and elegant, but only manages to scream cheap. You can’t afford the expensive stuff, but you haven’t worn out your first set of clothes.” In spite of the cotton in his mouth and the pounding in his head, he could tell he was getting to her. He tilted his head to watch her expression, waiting for her reply.

  To his surprise, the agent reined in whatever response it looked like she had been about to give. Instead, she sighed and sat down in the dirt in front of him. Joshua’s level of respect for her went up by a tiny notch.

  “Yeah, that’s got me pegged,” she admitted. “They said you were one of the best. Guess they weren’t lying.”

  Joshua stifled a groan before he could waste the effort on it. Perfect. She was one of those. The burgeoning respect he had started to feel for this woman flatlined. He hadn’t had any in almost a decade, but the groupies had always been the worst part of going into “retirement.”

  “Listen, darlin’,” Joshua drawled. “I’m flattered. Really. But first off, I don’t handle hero worship all that well, and B, you’re not my type.”

  The woman lifted an eyebrow at him. Her lip twitched. Either he’d really gotten to her, or she was about to laugh. Joshua couldn’t tell for sure one way or the other. Maybe because she kept going in and out of focus. She opened her mouth to speak.

  “Trust me, you’re not my type either.”

  “No? Please.” He pointed down to himself, “I’m twice your age, and you’ve got daddy issues painted all over you.”

  Her jaw muscle rippled. “I’m not looking for affection from you.”

  Joshua straightened up as much as he could, peering with more intent at the agent in front of him. “No, you’re not, are you? Approval, maybe? There’s something there.”

  The mocha-skinned beauty pushed herself back up from the ground, brushing off her pants. “Can we be done with the whole feeling-each-other-out, tit-for-tat part of this conversation? Tracking you down hasn’t been the easiest task in my career so far.”

  “Please,” Joshua shot back. “Finding me shouldn’t have taken you more than five minutes. At least if you were any good.” He glanced up at her, now that she was standing, watching her jaw clench again, locking up whatever was trying to push its way out. “Oh, hey… what’s the matter? Find out that Daddy’s disappointed in your job performance?”

  There was a long moment in which he could see the tension leaching out of her body. Whatever she had wanted to say, it wasn’t what ended up coming out. This one knew how to keep her temper in check. At least when she wanted something. And that was the big question mark right now, wasn’t it? What exactly did she want?

  “I’m sorry,” the woman finally managed. “I’m Agent Sariah Cooper. You can call me Coop.” She extended her hand for him to shake.

  Joshua just looked at the hand, then back up at her, then back down to the hand. “What do you want from me, Agent Cooper? You didn’t come slumming for nothing.”

  The FBI agent held her hand there for an uncomfortable several seconds before dropping it. “I want you to come with me,” she finally answered. “We need your help.”

  And there it was. Now that it had come, the moment of revelation was almost anticlimactic. Joshua looked away, trailing his hand along the brick wall of the back of the bar.

  “Yeah, that’s not going to happen.”

  “But Agent Wright—”

  He cut her off, his voice a blade cutting through the tension. “I am not Agent Wright. Remember that.” He watched as she winced away from him. Ah. That’s what it was. And here was Joshua, more than ready to step into the abuser role for her. Fantastic. His tone softened a bit. “I’m Joshua. Just Joshua.”

  She pulled her shoulders back, shook her head and continued. “Joshua, you know more about Humpty than anyone else alive right now.”

  He snorted. “You have no idea how not-young that makes me feel, Agent Cooper. But no, I don’t think I want to help.”

  “What? Too busy here? Too tied down with your i
mportant job mopping up piss and vomit?” The agent—what was her nickname?—seemed to be putting as much scorn into her voice as she possibly could. What she couldn’t know was just how inured to shame he’d become. She was competing with a crusty old man with a razor blade for a tongue and a cesspool for a mind. This woman didn’t even come close.

  “This isn’t a job, honey. It’s a Band-Aid. And in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m bleeding out from an arterial wound.” Joshua shrugged. “Besides, they let me drink on the job. That’s not ever going to happen back in DC.”

  Coop… that was her name… nodded. “Yeah. They sent me with one of these.” She pulled what looked like an ankle bracelet out of her pocket and held it up. “Blood alcohol monitor. To keep you on the wagon.”

  “Yeah, that’s not gonna work for me.”

  “You think I don’t know that?” the agent shot back. “My guess? You can’t function without booze.” She stared at him, her eyes calculating. “What, you’ve had six, seven drinks at this point?”

  Joshua ticked them off on his fingers. “Nine. Impressed?”

  She grunted. “Something like that. Wouldn’t take more than a few hours for you to start shaking and sweating. Am I in the ballpark?”

  “Not sure why we’re still talking. I’m not going anywhere I can’t drink.”

  Coop lifted up the right leg of her slacks, exposing a well-toned calf. She might not be Joshua’s type, but man was she beautiful. Opening up the blood alcohol monitor, the agent placed it around her own ankle and snapped it shut with a loud click that reverberated off the walls of the close space.

  “I wear the bracelet,” she said, holding his gaze. “You stay in control of your fine motor skills and keep the spiders from dancing around in your peripheral vision.”

  Joshua shook his head. “Man. He must have had it bad.”

  “Who?”

  “Your daddy.”

  Agent Cooper looked like she was about to say something when her cell phone rang. Standard factory-setting ringtone. So predictable. So by the book.

  So boring.

  She glanced at the incoming number, then up at Joshua, her expression concerned. “I have to take this. Hold on a second?”

  “Sure thing. I’m not going anywhere,” he replied, waving his hands around in a vague gesture that included the bar.

  Joshua waited until Agent Cooper walked away and turned around before making his way to the back entrance to the bar. He wasn’t sticking around for the hard sell that was coming on the tail end of that call.

  Before stepping through the door, Joshua glanced back at the agent, realizing it was the first time in almost a decade that he had talked to someone who had sought him out. Adult conversation that didn’t include an order to clean up alcohol or bodily fluids. There was a sense of belonging in that. Enough to almost make him change his mind and stay put.

  But then he thought of Humpty Dumpty and spun back around so fast it came close to giving him whiplash. There was no way he was going back to that case.

  Not a chance in hell.

  * * *

  The call had been from Had… Officer Kyle Hadderly, the newest member of her crack team of specialists working on the Humpty Dumpty case. The crack team that currently included only Had and herself. She had answered the call more than a little panicked, thinking that there was an emergency that would keep him from boarding the plane tomorrow.

  Instead, Had was just checking through his wardrobe with her.

  “And I know DC’s a big city, but should I bring my cowboy boots anyway? Maybe it could be sort of a self-aware ironic statement or something. They’re pretty cool boots.” Had's tone was excited, almost frenetic. Sariah’s irritation with him for the bad timing of the call dissipated.

  “Use your best judgment, Had,” she responded, keeping the sigh that wanted to spill out of her locked up tight. She started to disconnect the call, then added, “But I love cowboy boots.” Punching the end button, Sariah turned on her heel to deal once more with Joshua Wright.

  He was nowhere to be found.

  Sariah started to swear, beginning with the more benign ones and working her way up to the Australian level. It wasn’t long before it was all just one long stream of obscenities pouring out of her mouth. This was bad.

  Sariah knew what investigating this case had cost the former agent. She might not know all of the details, but she had learned enough to understand why it was that Joshua wanted nothing to do with this.

  So maybe that’s why she wasn’t chasing him down right at this very second. Why she wasn’t trying to track him back to wherever he was living, the mystical apartment that Sariah had been unable to track down, no matter how many avenues she’d tried. Well, that and the fact that the guy had a head start on her in a city that she didn’t know and he did.

  They needed Joshua’s help. There was no one out there who knew this case better. With that said, the whole thing was just so heartbreaking. A part of Sariah wanted to just leave well enough alone. Granted, it was a very small part.

  Maybe she could strong-arm the bartender into coughing up Joshua’s current address. They had to have something on file for him.

  After that, she had to figure out what the hell she was going to do next. She was supposed to be headed back to DC tomorrow morning to meet with Had, but getting Joshua to help was important enough that if she couldn’t find him fast, she would need to spend another day or two here. It was worth it.

  She sighed and started moving toward the back entrance to the bar. Looking at the situation with honesty, Sariah knew that even once she found him again, getting Joshua to help out was more than just a tough challenge. It might be the most difficult thing she’d attempted in her career to date.

  Squeezing herself up past the pool table in the back, Sariah headed up toward the long bar against the wall on her left. The jukebox was blaring “Brown Sugar” by the Stones loud enough to hurt her ears.

  The bartender was chatting with two women who looked to be in their late 30s but who were trying to pretend that they were nearer to 20. She rapped on the bar to get the man’s attention, with no noticeable effect. Waving her hand finally seemed to get his attention.

  “Looks like you found the bastard. Went wobbling out of here like a drunk bat out of hell,” the tatted man growled over the music. “So my question is, who’s gonna clean up after my customers? You?”

  The question appeared to be rhetorical, and Sariah didn’t have the patience for idle chitchat. “I need an address for him.”

  The bartender shrugged. “Your guess is as good as mine. He usually gets paid out in cash. The only contact info I’ve got for the guy is a PO Box.”

  “Get it for me? Or do I need to posture and threaten first? You know… 'I can get a warrant. I’ll shut you down.' That kind of stuff.” Sariah kept her tone light enough that it could be taken as a joke, while the implied threat settled in.

  “Whatever. Just don’t tell anyone I gave it to you.” He fished behind him in a drawer and pulled out a little black book. Grabbing a pen from the same place, he started to write the address down on a napkin, but the pen was out of ink. “Got something I can write with?” he yelled over at the two ladies he’d been talking to.

  “Whatcha gonna give me for it, huh, Danny?” the one with bright red hair that looked like it came straight out of a bottle simpered. She was doing everything she could to push her breasts together with her arms, turning what couldn’t be more than C-cups into double Ds. She pouted her candy-apple painted lips at him, holding the pen just out of reach.

  “I’ll tell you exactly what I’ll give you, Gabby. I won’t tell your husband you’re down here flirting with the bartender,” Danny replied. The redhead somehow managed to deepen her pout while handing the pen over to the bartender. He grinned and touched the pen to an imaginary hat.

  Scribbling the address down on the bar napkin, Danny handed it over to Sariah. “Hey, Joshua’s a mess, but he’s a good guy. Whatever he’s don
e, go easy on him, okay?”

  The bartender’s words echoed in Sariah’s ears. There were a lot of things she was trying to do.

  Going easy on Joshua unfortunately wasn’t one of them.

  This night was turning out to be awesome. All she wanted to do right now was order a stiff drink. She contemplated it for a moment before realizing that she couldn’t. The blood-alcohol monitor was still strapped to her leg, and would be for at least another 48 hours. Sariah groaned. She could use that drink.

  She had a feeling that before this night was through, she was going to need one.

  * * *

  It was close to midnight by the time Joshua stumbled around the corner of the street that led to his car. It might not be much, but right now the puke-brown sedan called to him with all of the charms of a bed with a feather tick. He was so tired.

  As he rounded the turn, he saw two Latinos, one hunched over the LeSabre, the other leaning against its side. They both sported shaved heads and wife-beaters, with tattoos covering most of their exposed skin. The hunched one was at the driver’s side door with a Slim Jim sawing up and down against the window. The other seemed to be on lookout.

  “Hey!” Joshua yelled. “That’s my car!”

  The watcher started, jumping up from his lounging perch against the car. He looked ready to bolt, but then appeared to take a closer look at Joshua. He nudged his partner and pointed at the former FBI agent.

  “Manuel. Check it out. Vato wants his car.”

  Manuel, the guy with the lock pick, straightened up, taking his time, then turned around and watched as Joshua ran closer to his car. His car, nothing. It was his home.

  “You want your car, ese?” He smiled the smile of a shark as he pulled a knife out of his back pocket, whipping it open with a practiced flourish. “I think it must be another one, no? ‘Cause this is our car, pendejo.”

  This didn’t feel like it was going to end well, but Joshua couldn’t bring himself to just walk away. His entire life was stuffed into that car, and he wasn’t about to let it go without a fight.